SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

[Squidward answers his door to find Patrick with a mouthful of snow trying to tell him something]

Squidward:
Oh. Patrick. What an unpleasant surprise.

[Patrick tries to mime what he needs to Squidward]

Squidward:
[with mock enthusiasm] Oh, boy, nothing like a game of charades.

[At last Patrick regains his ability to talk properly]

Patrick:
[in one breath] I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water, now I'm better.

[There is a brief moment of silence]

Squidward:
[deadpan] Fascinating. [shuts the door in Patrick's face]

Patrick:
[knocks on door again] Can I use your bathroom?

Squidward:
Patrick, go use your own bathroom.

Patrick:
I don't think I can make it, please?

Squidward:
No.

Patrick:
Please.

Squidward:
No.

Patrick:
PLEASE.

Squidward:
No.

Patrick:
PLEASE!

Squidward:
All right, make it quick.

Patrick:
...That's okay.