SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three
[SpongeBob is putting on a puppet show through his TV unbeknownst to Squidward]
Puppet #1:
Hey, where you goin'?
Puppet #2:
To my job!
Puppet #1:
You have a job?
Puppet #2:
Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!
Puppet #1:
Say, where can I find one of these...jobs?
Puppet #2:
Oh, they're everywhere. They'll even hire you if you're green and have six tentacles!
Puppet #1:
Thanks! I'm gonna get one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!
Squidward:
This isn't my show! Spongebob! The remote control's broken! Get over here and fix it!
SpongeBob:
I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it? You know why? Because when I need a job done I get someone with a job to do that JOB!
Squidward:
What are you saying?
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