SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

Drifter:
What's shakin', my man?

Reg:
Not much. Say, haven't I seen you before?

Drifter:
Doubt it. I'm a drifter. Just blew into town. Heard your club was pretty tough. Thought I'd check it out.

Reg:
Nice try, kid! I know it's you!

Drifter:
What are you talking about?

Reg:
[pulls on the drifter's hair] Aha!

SpongeBob:
[in a clown's wig] Hey, guys. How's it going?

Reg:
[tries to fix the drifter's hair, but can't] You can go on in. Sorry about that. [to SpongeBob] What do you want?

SpongeBob:
I wanna gain access to your social club please. I believe my hairdo is in order.

[Reg takes the wig off SpongeBob]

SpongeBob:
[chuckles nervously] So, where do you stand on the whole Bald vs. Shaved debate?