SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this? Untie me this instant!

Squidward:
Shut up! (slaps Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs:
Sweet Davy Jones, what the heck is going on?

Squidward:
I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (slaps him again)

SpongeBob:
I can't take it! (runs off, crying)

Squidward:
SpongeBob, are you okay?

SpongeBob:
Oh, Squidward, seeing you slap Mr. Krabs like that is just too horrible to watch!

Squidward:
No, that's not Mr. Krabs. That's Robot Krabs. (Mr. Krabs is trying to get out of his chair)

SpongeBob:
Oh, yeah.

Squidward:
And the only way to deal with these robot types is to find out what they know.

SpongeBob:
Right. (slaps Mr. Krabs)

Squidward:
SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first.

SpongeBob:
Oh yeah. What color is my underwear? (slaps him again)

Squidward:
SpongeBob, let me handle this. (turns a light on Mr. Krabs) Where's Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs. (Squid slaps him again)

Squidward:
We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
I'm Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob:
Where's Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
I'm Mr. Krabs.

Squidward:
Where's Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs:
I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!

SpongeBob:
This is one stubborn robot.

Mr. Krabs:
(yells) WHAT?! (his yelling knocks over the light) YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!

Squidward:
We don't think; we know.

Mr. Krabs:
That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I AM MR. KRABS!!!

Squidward:
(to SpongeBob) He's not cracking. We'll never get it out of him this way.

SpongeBob:
I got an idea. Keep an eye on him, Squidward. Don't fall for any of his robo-tricks. (walks off and then comes back with a blender) If Robot Krabs won't tell us where Mr. Krabs is, maybe one of his little robot friends will.

Squidward:
Uh, SpongeBob. That's a blender.

SpongeBob:
Yeah, but I saw Mr. Krabs talking to his radio before. He called it his "little buddy".

Squidward:
Oh, really? But it on the table, SpongeBob.

Mr. Krabs:
You're gonna interrogate me blender. You're crazy.

Squidward:
We're just gonna see what your "little buddy" knows. (holds up a bat)

Mr. Krabs:
No, wait! What are you gonna do with me blender?! That cost me money!

Squidward:
Where's Mr. Krabs? (pause for a few seconds) Not talkin', eh? (smashes the blender0

Mr. Krabs:
NO!!! That cost me $24.95!

SpongeBob:
I guess it didn't know anything.

Squidward:
Go get the toaster.

(SpongeBob pulls out the toaster)

Mr. Krabs:
No, not me toaster! That cost me $32.50! (Squidward smashes the toaster; SpongeBob pulls out a food processor) $62.67! (Squidward smashes the food processor; SpongeBob pulls out a coffee maker) $4... well, actually, that one was a gift. (Squidward smashes the coffee maker) NOOOO!!!