SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

Mr. Krabs:
[angrily] All right boys! YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NOW?!

SpongeBob:
[scared] You mean our butts?

Patrick:
Can I use mine one last time?

[Mr. Krabs takes his dollar and gives it one great big lick. When he puts it back on the wall, every last trace of paint and crayon is gone]

Mr. Krabs:
[satisfied] There we go, good as new.

[Patrick and SpongeBob are dumbfounded, and start babbling]

Mr. Krabs:
Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva.

SpongeBob:
[beaming] Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!

Mr. Krabs:
Nah, I just like to mess with ya!

[Mr. Krabs bursts into gales of laughter. SpongeBob and Patrick both scowl, and walk out the front door in a huff. Mr. Krabs laughs so hard that saliva sprays out of his mouth, causing the paint to ooze down his walls. When he's finally stopped laughing enough to see what's going on, his house is a mess]

Mr. Krabs:
Aw, crud. I really gotta learn to say it, not spray it.