SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

SpongeBob:
Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.

[They knock on a door]

Blue Fish:
Hello?

Patrick:
I love you.

[The blue fish slams the door shut]

SpongeBob:
I think you laid it a teensy bit thick there, 'ol pal. Let me give it a try. [rings the bell]

Blue Fish:
Please, g-go away!

SpongeBob:
Hey uh, [coughs] ho-how ya doin'?

Blue Fish:
How am I doin'?

SpongeBob:
Wanna buy some chocolate?

Patrick:
WE GOT 'IM NOW!

Blue Fish:
Sorry, chocolate is sugar, and sugar is bubbling fat. Isn't that right, blubber boy?

Patrick:
[his stomach is bubbling; he laughs] It tickles.

Blue Fish:
[holding up a photo of him as a very obese 13-year old] As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.

[Patrick takes the photo]

Blue Fish:
You can keep that for $5.

Patrick:
[holds up cash]] I'll take 10!