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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

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Mary:
Yes?

SpongeBob:
Hello, young lady! [Patrick giggles] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?

Mary:
MOM!

[Mary's mother, just a brain and spinal cord of a creature, pulls up in a wheelchair.]

Mary's Mother:
What?! What?! What's all the yelling? [SpongeBob and Patrick react] You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

Mary:
They're selling chocolate!

Mary's Mother:
They're selling chocolate?

Mary:
Yeah!

Mary's Mother:
What? What are they selling?

Mary:
Chocolate!

Mary's Mother:
What?

Mary:
Chocolate!

Mary's Mother:
I can't hear you!

Mary:
THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

Mary's Mother:
They're selling chocolate?!

Mary:
YEAH!

Mary's Mother:
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always HATED IT!

SpongeBob:
Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating, it's for...

Patrick:
You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!

Mary:
No, no, no...

Mary's Mother:
Live forever, you say? I'll take one!

[Disgusted, Mary hands SpongeBob the money.]

Mary's Mother:
Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!

Mary:
[to SpongeBob] I HATE YOU! [slams door]

SpongeBob:
[to Patrick] If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!

Patrick:
Hooray for lying!

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