SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

[Squidward starts playing sour notes on his clarinet]

SpongeBob:
Oh, no! [takes a marshmallow and a slingshot and takes aim] I'll save you, Squidward!

[SpongeBob fires the marshmallow into Squidward's clarinet. It goes all the way into the back of Squidward's throat. At once the music stops and Squidward falls over backward. SpongeBob rushes over and kneels at Squidward's side]

SpongeBob:
[frantically] Squidward, are you all right? [guides Squidward's jaw up and down] That's it, chew, chew! Now swallow. [Squidward swallows, and gasps loudly for air] There, better?

Squidward:
[angrily] Better?! I was just fine until you launched that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!