SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Three

[Squidward has just been pummeled by a vicious sea bear]

SpongeBob:
Quick, jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back!

Patrick:
Yeah, sea bears often attack more than once!

Squidward:
Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!

SpongeBob & Patrick:
No!

[The sea bear comes back and starts mauling Squidward again]

SpongeBob:
Don't run! Sea bears hate that!

Squidward:
Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.

SpongeBob & Patrick:
No!

[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up even more]

SpongeBob:
They hate limping more than running!

Squidward:
Well, maybe I'll just...

[The sea bear comes back and beats Squidward up again]

SpongeBob:
I should have warned you about crawling.

[The sea bear attacks Squidward yet again]

Squidward:
What'd I do that time?

SpongeBob:
I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you!

Patrick:
Pretend to be somebody else!

[SpongeBob throws Squidward a stick]

SpongeBob:
Here, draw a circle!

Squidward:
Okay.

[The sea bear comes back and attacks once more]

SpongeBob:
That was an oval. It has to be a circle!

Squidward:
Move over!

[Squidward, bruised and bandaged, joins SpongeBob and Patrick inside their anti-sea-bear circle. The sea bear comes back, but then notices the circle, so he cannot attack. Instead, he merely growls angrily at Squidward, and leaves]

Squidward:
Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life! [They cheer]

SpongeBob:
Yeah. I'm glad it was just a sea bear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinoceros.

Squidward:
What attracts them?

Patrick:
The sound of a sea bear attack.

SpongeBob:
[zooms out to reveal a sea rhino snorting, right next to them] Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments, right, Squidward?

Squidward:
...huh?