SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Four

Sergeant Roderick:
[smashes through the door] Hello, worthless students! [SpongeBob shivers in fear] I'm your new instructor. [smashes Mrs. Puff's nametag] No one's ever failed my class, that's lived through it. I can assure you these next four weeks will be the worst years of your miserable lives. Your spines will break, your teeth will ache, your eyes will be bloodshot! [students groan in discomfort] You will drive out of this school in style, or you will be carted out in your granny's handbasket. Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: No talking!

Student #1:
[raises hand] Does that mean?

Sergeant Roderick:
Second rule: No eating in my class. [takes out a box of chocolates] Would anyone care for a bon-bon?

Student #2:
Uh, I'll eat one... [raises hand, all other students gasp]

Sergeant Roderick:
Pick your favorite. [The student picks up a bon-bon, slurps it up with his tongue and chews] How's it taste...?

Student #2:
It's a delightful taste sensation

Sergeant Roderick:
NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! Now, if anyone else is man enough to stay in this class... [all the students flee, laving SpongeBob alone] Looks like you're the man... Sponge

SpongeBob:
I am?

(Scene cuts to outside)

Sergeant:
Do you wanna learn how to drive or what?

Spongebob:
Yes sir I'm ready to drive!

Sergeant:
What do you think you're doing?

Spongebob:
Ready for my test sir

Sergeant:
You're not ready to drive yet until you learn that 1st This is the most grueling driving course ever devised You will learn every turn bump and crack on it You'll start out crawling it

Spongebob:
Crawl?