SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Four

Squidward:
You're making me claustrophobic.

Patrick:
What does claustrophobic mean?

SpongeBob:
It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Squidward:
No it doesn't!

Patrick:
HO HO HO!

SpongeBob:
Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!

Patrick:
HO HO HO!

Squidward:
It's not working, Patrick.

Patrick:
Darn it.

Spongebob:
Uh, Squidward, you're stepping on my foot.

Squidward:
Oh! Sorry, Spongebob.

Patrick:
And you got your elbow in my ribs.

Squidward:
[looks down and sees his elbow in a plate of ribs] Ew... Patrick!

Patrick:
And stop stepping on my potato salad! [pushes Squidward]

Squidward:
Stop pushing me, Patrick! [pushes him back]

Patrick:
Oh, you mean like this? [pushes him]

Squidward:
No, like this! [pushes him; the camera pans to SpongeBob as fighting sounds are heard]

SpongeBob:
We shouldn't fight in here! This is a magical place...

[camera pans to outside the well]

Squidward:
Patrick, get off of me!

[camera pans back to the bottom of the well, Patrick is sitting on Squidward]

Squidward:
PATRICK! I told you I am claustrophobic!

Patrick:
Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here!

Squidward:
PATRICK!!