SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Five (2007)

[SpongeBob and Patrick are crying because they miss Sandy]

SpongeBob:
Why did she have to go to the science convention and TAY-HAUS [Spanish pronounciation of "Texas"]?

Patrick:
TAY-HAUS!

SpongeBob:
She won't be back for one more hour, 26 minutes, and 47 seconds! [they start squirting tears at each other]

Patrick:
I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose...

SpongeBob:
Uh, Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone; he's right here! [camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]

Squidward:
No I'm not. [walks away]

SpongeBob:
I sure do miss that squirrel! Her karate chopping, that 10-gallon glass dome over her dome, and who can forget those buck teeth? After Sandy gets back, we're gonna let her know how much we miss her!

Patrick:
Is Sandy the one I call "mom"?

SpongeBob:
No, Patrick, that's your mother. But that does give me an idea! We'll throw Sandy the mother of all welcome-home parties! Patrick, to the tree dome!

Patrick:
WHOHAIE!