Sports Night, Season 1

Dan:
I've been thinking a lot about soccer lately.

Casey:
And?

Dan:
I'm pretty much through with that.

Casey:
Yeah?

Dan:
Ya know, to save my life I couldn't name five teams that play in the MLS? I know there's Luxembourg.

Casey:
The MLS is an American soccer league.

Dan:
Luxembourg doesn't play in this league?

Casey:
No.

Dan:
So I don't even know Luxembourg.

Casey:
[to Kim] Ow again.

Kim:
Ya know, this is what you get for being a grown man who can't dress himself.

Casey:
I used to have a wife for that.

Dan:
I'll tell you what else. I'm starting to get a little cheesed at people telling me the reason I don't like soccer is that I don't understand it. I think I do understand it. I think I understand it just fine. I just happen to think it's a mind-numbing bore, and that any reasonable person would rather be playing it than watching it.

Casey:
Well I know it doesn't match the pulse-pounding excitement of a good sailboat race.

Dan:
Alright, nobody move. Name five teams that play in the MLS. And Casey says it's an American soccer league, so you can't choose Luxembourg. Go.

Natalie:
Columbus Crew.

Elliot:
Miami Fusion.

Natalie:
New England Revolution.

Kim:
Tampa Bay Mutiny.

Natalie:
D.C. United.

Dave:
Chicago Fire.

Natalie:
Colorado Rapids.

Chris:
Dallas Burn.

Natalie:
Kansas City Wizards.

Will:
Los Angeles Galaxy.

Natalie:
And the New York/New Jersey Metro-Stars.

Dan:
You all just made that up, didn't you?

Casey:
You got smoked.