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Squidbillies, Season 3

Squidbillies is an animated television show, produced by Williams Street Studios, about a family of hillbilly squids that live in the north Georgia mountains. more »

Santa:
Okay, this is Big Crimson Daddy. Stop production on all sex toys immediately.

Elf:
We're... everything?

Santa:
Uh... I could maybe fold the anal beads team into yo-yos, but... but no vibrators.

Elf 2:
Can't we just call them "back massagers"?

Santa:
No... yes. Yes, we can make that work. I'll call Sharper Image.

Elf 3:
What about these, Santa?

Santa:
The Kalishnakovs? With the Drum-Triber air sight and the fixed stock... oh, God, that's a nice weapon... uh... let me hold off on that one.

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