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Barney Miller, Season 1

Barney Miller (1975-1982) was an American TV comedy, airing on ABC, about the captain of a New York City police station in Greenwich Village and his staff. more »

Wentworth:
Captain Miller, this was not my collar.

Barney:
I'm aware of that.

Wentworth:
Then why do I have to type it up?

Barney:
Because, Wentworth, we make no distinction here between male and female. You're just another cop. Who happens to be a good typist.

Wentworth:
It also happens, Captain, that I fired "expert" at the Police Academy.

Barney:
Good! Then don't type them. Shoot them.

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