Stargate Atlantis, Season 2

Dr. Weir:
Rodney, slow down. Are you all right?

Dr. McKay:
[babbling excitedly] Yes, yes! I mean, I'm... I don't know! I mean, I did take out the guards, they were huge and dumb and stupid and...

Dr. Weir:
What guards?

Dr. McKay:
Ford's guards! Didn't I mention Ford?!

Dr. Weir:
No, you didn't! You haven't mentioned Sheppard, Teyla and Ronon either-

Dr. McKay:
YES!!! They were there too, and there were two guards! They were huge, massive and to take them out, I had to inject myself with some of the enzyme...

Dr. Weir:
[incredulous] You took some of the enzyme?!

Dr. McKay:
Nonononono, I didn't took some of the enzyme, I took a lot of the enzyme because I had to take out the guards do! You should have seen me, I was amazing!!!

Dr. Weir:
Are you insane?

Dr. McKay:
Yes! Yes! No, I took some of the enzyme, yes!

Dr. Weir:
Rodney, focus! Where is Col. Sheppard?

Dr. McKay:
NONONO, I HAD TO TAKE THE ENZYME BECAUSE, BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE OUT THE GUARDS! Elizabeth, the-the point is, we don't have much time! We have to stop that ship and get to know where the ship's going!

Dr. Weir:
Come on, come on, let's take a walk to the infirmary-

Dr. McKay:
Ooooh, what are you doing? Nonono, I don't want to go to the infirmary! I want to go to the, ummm, the... [collapses]

Dr. Weir:
Dr. Beckett, we have an emergency, we're headed for you!