Barney Miller, Season 2

Mr. Woolen:
[on the $3,500 he found] Obviously, someone lost it, so I'd like to turn it in.

Fish:
Anybody see you pick it up?

Mr. Woolen:
I don't think so.

Harris:
Does anybody else know you found this money?

Mr. Woolen:
No.

Fish:
[looking in packet] There's nothing else in here. No identification. No name.

Mr. Woolen:
I realize that.

Harris:
You know, Mr. Woolen, if you ever decide to run for President, you've got my vote.