Stargate SG-1, Season 3

Stargate SG-1 is a science-fiction TV series that premiered on Showtime on 1997. After the fifth season, it moved to US Sci Fi Channel, where it was cancelled after its 10th season. The series has finished following the 10th season with two direct t… more »

Col. O'Neill:
Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

Teal'c:
I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.

(To explain the joke the helmet of the Serpent guard looks like a snake, the Horus guard looks like an eagle with a golden beak, the Setesh guard looks like a rooster.)

[Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.]

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