Stargate SG-1, Season 3

Monk:
I only know a snowflake cannot exist in a storm of fire.

Col. O'Neill:
What?

Dr. Jackson:
Jack.

Col. O'Neill:
No, I…you know me, I'm a huge fan of subtlety, but that's downright encrypted.

Dr. Jackson:
[to the monk] Sorry, don't worry about him.

Monk:
The sun is warm, the wind is wild, the grass is green along the shores. Here no bull can hide.

Col. O'Neill:
[to himself] I don't know about that.

Dr. Jackson:
Jack, he's speaking in Zen Koans. Whatever theology he follows may be an original basis for Buddhism on Earth.

Col. O'Neill:
Well that's very nice. I'll be sure to call the Dalai Lama when we get home.