Stargate SG-1, Season 10

Dr. McKay:
I am just saying, the yield calculations can be extremely tricky, if not borderline impossible. [smugly] You may need me.

Vala:
Colonel Carter said as much.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Ooohhhh, we weren't going to tell him that.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Ah, this place is Daniel Disneyland.

Dr. McKay:
But um, first, I just wanted to thank you for being there for me recently in a time of great personal need. Well, actually, you weren't there- I was alone in the dark, but um, you know, it sure seemed like you were.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
[suspiciously] Are you telling me one of your fantasies?

Dr. McKay:
No it was a hallucination, I had a concussion, I was trapped in the back of a sinking Jumper and my mind conjured you up as a means of survival, it's what you would do in my situation. You saved my life

Lt. Colonel Carter:
OK well, that's… sort of nice.

Dr. McKay:
Mmm. Yes it was.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Was I naked?

Dr. McKay:
[slightly embarassed] Partially.