Stargate SG-1, Season 10

Teal'c:
It is ironic that not so long ago the mere presence of the Goa'uld on Earth would have been cause for great concern.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Seriously! Who'd ever think that we'd have bigger fish to fry? Or that you'd use the word "ironic" in a sentence?

General Landry:
I told ya, the last thing we need is for this place to turn into the O.K. Corral.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Or a vice-presidential bird hunt.

Vala:
The Sodan were using these devices for hundreds of years. You'd think there'd at least be a label on the side in bold print that says, "Beware: May cause deadly extra-dimensional radioactive monster-causing creature to appear", or just "danger" would be nice.

[SG-1 is playing poker]

Teal'c:
A true warrior...[pause] knows when to fold them.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Really? I won? [laughs] I was totally bluffing!