Stargate SG-1, Season 10

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
I'm pretty sure I have read all the reports recently.

Lt. Col. Carter:
Actually you haven't read 30185.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
30185? ... What's that?

Dr. Jackson:
We can't tell you.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
What do you mean you can't tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind! What-what is 30185?

Lt. Col. Carter:
We were sworn to secrecy.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Well, why even mention it to me if you're not going to tell me what it is?

Lt. Col.Carter:
Sorry.

Vala:
Can you tell me?

Dr. Jackson:
Oh yeah, we can tell you.

Lt. Col. Carter:
Well, it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Well, that can't have anything to do with me, I wasn't born 'til a year later.

Dr. Jackson:
Actually, it was nine months before he was born.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
What?

Lt. Col. Carter:
You have to remember, it was the Sixties...

Dr. Jackson:
C'mon, you have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Jack? ...O'Neill?

Teal'c:
Indeed.

Lt. Col. Carter:
Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you didn't think you should get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?

Vala:
[laughing] Wait. Are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
...my daddy?

Dr. Jackson:
All starting to make sense now, isn't it?

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Awww, I'm being Punk'd, aren't I?