Stargate SG-1, Season 10

Weaver:
You know what I think the problem is?

Vala:
That I can't strangle you?

[Jackson is interrogating Weaver about Vala's whereabouts, but Weaver is afraid to say anything]

Dr. Jackson:
We can protect you.

Weaver:
No, you can't!

Dr. Jackson:
Okay. [to Teal'c, as he gets up to leave] He's all yours.

Weaver:
[panicked] Where're you going?

Dr. Jackson:
I'll be out in the hall; just yell loudly if you need me.

Dr. Jackson:
But we can protect him.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Yeah, by locking him away for the rest of his life.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
What can ya say? There's a downside to workin' for super-villains.

Vala:
Saul, what am I doing? Working here, sleeping out the back, watching reruns of The X-Files in my spare time…

[The record for longest-running American sci-fi was previously held by The X-Files, which finished with 202 episodes. With "Memento Mori," Stargate SG-1 equaled that record.]

Vala:
[reading a snack cake wrapper] "Disodium guanylate". That would make a great alien name, don't you think?

[SG-1 storms a cheap hotel room to find Mitchell lying on the bed, handcuffed to the headboard, watching TV while eating snack cakes, and pantsless.]

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Um ..this isn't what it looks like

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
What?

Lt. Colonel Carter:
Nothin'. I just think it's funny how you're always losing your pants.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell:
Y'know, I don't mind gettin' shot, but I pulled a hammie when I took out that last Trust operative.

Lt. Colonel Carter:
At least you didn't lose your pants.