Stargate SG-1, Season 10

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Coffee!

Lt. Col. Carter:
Oh, thank you!

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Don't get too excited, they packed us decaf by mistake.

Lt. Col. Carter:
D'oh.

[Ori fighters are approaching]

Teal'c [Over radio]:
Colonel Mitchell, do you read?

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Loud and clear, Teal'c. What's up?

Teal'c:
Our time.

Lt. Col. Carter:
I spent my entire life dedicated to science. That's the last ten years, trying to convince people they believed in false gods. I don't feel like science is gonna help me. Right now, I'm just hoping somewhere one of those gods...

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
My grandma used to say, "God is like a prairie windstorm. If you look too hard, you get dust in your eyes, but there's still plenty of ways to know it's there."

Lt. Col. Carter:
Is that what you believe?

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Actually, I generally just nodded until she gave me a macaroon.

[Mitchell is shocked while connecting two wires to a control crystal]

Lt. Col. Carter:
That's a good sign.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
That's easy for you to say, you with that little flesh wound.

Tomin:
I have not begun to question the will of the Ori, but I have begun to question the interpretation of their words. No matter what you say, I will not believe the Book of Origin asks us to massacre innocent people! And I will not stand by while the Holy Doctrine of Good Will and Faith that I have sworn to uphold is twisted into a hammer and used to beat people down!

[Carter is trying some of Mitchell's homemade macaroons]

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Pretty good, huh?

Lt. Col. Carter:
Actually, they are pretty good

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
[looking at Carter's face] You hate it.

Lt. Col. Carter:
Yup, sorry.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
Well, to each their own.