Stargate SG-1, Season 10

Mitchell:
Intel looks good, we've got ourselves a space train full of evil Orville Reddenbacher.

[Vala is explaining her "relationship" with Mitchell to Mitchell's parents]

Vala:
Well, I mean at first it was just sex, sex, sex, in all rooms of the house at all times of the day! But uh, well, once we got a chance to get to know each other, we formed a deeper connection. A spiritual bond, you might say.

Jackie:
Now, I can't remember, did you go to GW?

Vala:
Oh, I didn't attend school. As much as I was sold as a domestic servant to a weapons smuggler named Firenze. After I killed him and won my freedom, I considered my education more or less complete.

Dr. Jackson:
And you might have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for us meddling kids.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
How many times have you been married, anyway?

Vala:
Legally? Hmmm, well, it's hard to keep track. Let's see. The first one was a part of a band of traveling entertainers. He was a good cook, too. Couldn't make pie though.

Lt. Col. Mitchell:
You know, forget it. Forget I asked.