Batman, Season 2

Gordon:
Switchboard, Commissioner Gordon here. Plug me in at once into the Hotline Batphone circuit.

Alfred:
I regret to say, sir, Batman and Robin are not at present available.

Gordon:
What? Surely, you, you must be jesting.

Alfred:
Alas, sir, I am not. Batman is enjoying one of his infrequent vacations.

Gordon:
Ohh! Catastrophic! Unprecedented! Batman and Robin not available! You know what this means, don't you?

O'Hara:
If you're thinking what I'm afraid you're thinking.

Gordon:
Precisely, Chief O'Hara. The moment we've dreaded for years has arrived. This time, we're going to have to solve a case ourselves.