Batman: The Animated Series, Season One

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Joker:
[tosses two pennies on the ground] There's your two cents. Now, what are you going to do to me?

Charlie:
Listen.... I... O'm sorry, really! I.... I had a bad day. Boss turned down my raise, and...

Joker:
Now look, my rude friend! We can't have people cursing at each other on the freeway. It's simply not polite! [jumps down and grabs him] I'm just going to have to teach you some manners. [reaches into his coat]

Charlie:
Please don't! I have a family, a wife, a little boy! Please! I'll do anything to make it up! Anything!

Joker:
Anything, says you? [Charlie nods; Joker releases him] Okee-dokee! Wallet.

Charlie:
Uh, okay. I don't have much cash.

Joker:
Oh, please! Don't insult me! [takes out driver's license] Charles Michael Collins. That's you! Tsk tsk, lousy picture, though. Lousy! Address, height, weight, blah blah blah. [tosses the wallet back and keeps the license] Righty-o, Chuckers! Here's the deal. I'll let you off if you promise to do a little favor for me.

Charlie:
Okay. What?

Joker:
I DON'T KNOW! I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF IT YET! You just toddle on back to your mundane, meaningless little life, and when I need you, I'll call. Fair? Good? Great! I'll be in touch. [walks away, laughing maniacally]

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