The Suite Life on Deck, Season 1

Moseby:
You know, the older I get the more I realize that you have to look adversity in the face and say 'You don't scare me.'

Zack and Cody:
Hey Mr. Moseby!

Moseby:
(scream)

Carey:
Moseby, you're shaking like a chihuahua.

Moseby:
Oh, it's the sea breeze.

Carey:
You probably shouldn't have left your pants in the drier for so long.

Moseby:
Oh, hello Carey. Boys.

Cody:
Did you miss us, Mr. Moseby?

Moseby:
Oh why, yes yes. Why, without you the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture.

Zack:
Well, your sufferings over.

Moseby:
Huh?

Cody:
We're going to be attending Seven Seas High.

Moseby:
Huh?

London:
They said they're going to be attending Seven (holds up 7 fingers) Seas (makes a letter "C" with her hands) High (waves her hand)! (Turns toward Cody) He's gettin' old.

Carey:
Believe me it was not an easy decision, but it's such an opportunity and I can afford it with my employee discount, so how could I say no.

Moseby:
Like this. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (jumps over the side of the ship)

Carey:
Well he took that better than I thought.