The Suite Life on Deck, Season 1

Tutweiller:
London, can you tell me what this is?

London:
A bad manicure.

Tutweiller:
No. Though, ew. Okay. Has anyone heard of the International Dateline?

Cody:
Wait a second. What's going on here? We already learned about the International Dateline.

Tutweiller:
I'm sorry if you read ahead, Cody, but I have to teach to the lowest common denominator.

[Zack is balancing a pencil on his nose.]

Zack:
Whoa, whoa, we're doing Math now? I thought this was Geography.

Cody:
No. I mean, what happened to the dance?

Bailey:
You mean, the one we're having tonight?

Cody:
I'm having the strangest sense of déjà vu.

London:
Déjà who?

Cody:
Déjà vu. It's French for "I've seen this all before."

Zack:
Wait a second. This is French? I thought this was Math.