The Suite Life on Deck, Season 3

Mr. Moseby:
[smiles nervously] Oops. [his cellphone rings] Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!

Bailey:
We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.

London:
Oh give me the phone! [takes the phone and talks to her dad] Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! [hangs up]

Marcus:
Well, did he kick you off?

London:
Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.

Cody:
Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.

Marcus:
[looks at his cellphone] I'm leaving the ship!

Everybody:
What?!

Zack:
But it's Moseby's fault.

Marcus:
I know, but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!

Bailey:
Then why are you so happy?

Marcus:
They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York; I'm going to star in a Broadway show! I'm going to be the lead tooth.

Zack:
Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.

Marcus:
Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.