Batman: The Animated Series, Season One

Two-Face:
Poison Ivy..

Poison Ivy:
It's been a long time Harvey,you're still halfway decent.

Two-Face:
Half of me wants to strangle ya.

Poison Ivy:
And what the other part want?

Two-Face:
To hit you with a truck.

Poison Ivy:
We used to date.

Penguin:
What brings such a dainty dove in this dismal den?

Poison Ivy:
Running from the law and the Batman, too, of course.

Penguin:
Of course.

Joker:
Likewise.

Two-Face:
You got it.

Killer Croc:
Same here. You'd think one of us would have got him right now.

Penguin:
I've come the closest.

Poison Ivy:
Are you kidding? I was the one who nearly...

Two-Face:
Nobody's come closer to snuffing the Batman than me.

[The villains, except Joker, argue who is the one almost got Batman. Joker whistles]

Joker:
The fact of the matter is, we each have an 'Almost Got 'Im Batman' story. I know mine's the best, but let's hear yours anyway. I'd say, ladies first, but since we don't have any, we'll start with you, Pam!