Batman: The Animated Series, Season One

[At the Christmas with the Joker show]

Joker:
Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.

Laugh track:
Yea!

Joker:
And since I don't have one of my own...

Laugh track:
Aww...

Joker:
I decided to steal one!

Laugh track:
Yea!

Joker:
And here they are: The Awful Lawful Family! [lights turn on and reveal Gordon, Summer, and Bullock tied up and gagged] Aren't they just the cutest family you've ever seen?

Batman:
[watching in the Batmobile] It's never easy with the Joker.

Joker:
Meet Daddy Lawful! [ungags Gordon]

Commissioner Gordon:
You diseased maniac! I'll-- [Joker gags him again]

Joker:
Hmm. Looks like I'll have to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful! [ungags Summer]

Summer Gleason:
Help! Somebody please help us-- [Joker gags her again]

Joker:
Ho ho ho, isn't she jolly? And here we have little Baby Lawful! Coochie coochie coo! [ungags Bullock]

Detective Bullock:
When I get my hands on you, I'll rip your-- [Joker gags him again]

Joker:
I'll bet Batman wishes he had a family just like mine. Personally I think relatives are a bore, so Batman can have them... if he can find them by midnight! Otherwise... [makes a throat-slashing motion and laughs]