Supernatural, Season 3

Ruby:
We'll need The Colt. (Sam and Dean look at each other awkwardly, Ruby looks at them both, suspicious.) Where's The Colt?!

Sam:
It got stolen.

Ruby:
I'm sorry, I must have blood in my ear! I thought I just heard you say you were stupid enough to let The Colt get grabbed out of your thick, clumsy, idiotic hands! (Sam and Dean look guilty) Fantastic! This is just peachy!

Sam:
Ruby-

Ruby:
Shut up! Fine. Since I don't see that there's any other option, there's one other way I know how to get you out of here alive.

Dean:
What's that?

Ruby:
I know a spell. It'll vaporize every demon, in a one mile radius. Myself included! So you let The Colt out of your sight, and now I have to die! So next time, be more careful. How's that for a dying wish?

Dean:
Okay, what do we need to do?

Ruby:
Aw, you can't do anything. This spell is very specific. It calls for a person of virtue.

Dean:
I got virtue.

Ruby:
Ha, ha. Nice try! You're not a virgin.

Dean:
Ha ha. Nobody's a virgin! [Everyone looks at Nancy] No... No way! You're kidding me, right? You're...

Nancy:
What? It's a choice, okay!

Dean:
Wait. So you-you've never... Not even once...I mean not even...Wow...