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Titus, Season 1

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Titus:
Dad, is there anything I can do?

Ken:
See if you can trade yourself in for a nice Korean kid. (a nearby Asian nurse glares at him)

Titus:
(pointing at the nurse) Uh, dad--

Ken:
I'll name him Ho-John Titus.

Titus:
Dad--

Ken:
Ho-John wouldn't steal my distributor cap, and I could probably get him for a pack of cigarettes.

Titus:
(pointing at the nurse) Why don't you see if she can help you?

Ken:
(turning to the nurse) You know where I can get a Korean kid?

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