Top Gear, Series 3

[on the Peugeot 307 CC and Renault Mégane CC]

Richard:
As we stand here, both of these cars are slowly sinking into the floor. They're that heavy.

Jeremy:
So if I were to say to you, "OK, I'm going to shave your poodle... "

Richard:
Right.

Jeremy:
"... unless you tell me which one you'd have."

Richard:
[looks at a loss]

Jeremy:
Which one or the poodle's bald.

Richard:
... Bring on the razor, mate, I'm afraid.