Top Gear, Series 4

Jeremy:
I actually took a photograph of these two [Richard and James] just after they'd arrived.

Richard:
Ah.

Jeremy:
Would you like to see it?

Audience:
Yes!

Jeremy:
Put, put it up.

[audience laughs at photo of Richard and James in motorcycling leathers]

Richard:
Granted, that's not how we looked in our minds.

Jeremy:
[singing] It's fun to stay at the YMCA, it's fun to stay at the Y...

James:
But that's an illustration of why we don't want to wear crash helmets. You will kill yourself; but at least when they lay you out at your funeral you won't have helmet hair.

Jeremy:
I suppose you could all dress up as red Indians and construction workers, that's another option.

James:
What you don't know is that we do.