Top Gear, Series 4

Jeremy:
This is from Mistress Goth, from the e-mail and she wants you to be her dungeon bitch. (Audience laughs) I'm not joking. Dungeon bitch.

Richard:
(stammers and looks uncomfortable)

Jeremy:
(interrupting) She says, no, no, she says that you won't have to walk around on your knees because he's so short he'd be a perfect foot rest.

Richard:
Again, I'm thinking no.

Jeremy:
Okay, well, just before you make your mind up we've got a photograph. We've actually went onto our website and here's the picture.

Richard:
Oh my! She is a sturty girl, isn't she?

Jeremy:
If she's looking for a hat stand I'm available.