Top Gear, Series 5

Jeremy:
Ooh. Just before we do the news, we've had a letter. Got to share it with you... um... Here- pink note paper- all the i's have got little circles on them- ready? Dear Richard...

Richard:
[very calm thus far] Oh, right.

Jeremy:
[reading] Yeah, I watch Top Gear, I think you're the best looking guy on the program.

Richard:
[frowning] That's hardly an achievement, is it?

Jeremy:
You're cool- fair point- [he means that it's hardly an achievement to be the best looking guy, not that Hammond is cool] You're cool, good looking, ace hairstyle, wicked clothes...

Richard:
She said that? She sounds all right!

Jeremy:
Best wishes... that's ah- that's um, Stuart.

[Audience laughs]

Richard:
It's a modern world, that's all right.

Jeremy:
But it gets better, because would you like to know Stuart's address?

Richard:
Not really, no...

Jeremy:
The Folkestone Wing, Her Majesty's Prison, Broadmoor.

Richard:
Broadmoor?

Jeremy:
He's getting out soon and he wants to know-

Richard:
But he could be watching now! Shut up!

Jeremy:
[Raising a hand to shush Hammond] No, listen- 'What did you do with all of the shirts from the last series; can I have them?'

Richard:
No! No you c- Or wait, yes, I- How long's he gonna be... at that address...? Do we know?

James:
Um, it's better than that. Stuart, come on in! [Richard is terrified] No, I'm kidding.

Richard:
I don't like that.