Top Gear, Series 7

[during the news, talking about the website Top Gayer]

Jeremy:
Right, there's a new motoring website that's come out. It's for homosexuals...

(Audience Laughs as Richard abruptly reacts.)

Jeremy:
It's a motoring site for homosexuals. You know what they called it?

(An audience member at the back shouts "Top Queer")

Jeremy:
No, not Top Queer...

(Audience laughs, followed by applause)

Jeremy:
...though that's very good.

Richard:
That's very good.

Jeremy:
That's better than what they've come up with.

Richard:
It is actually better.

Jeremy:
They've actually called it... "Top Gayer."

(Audience laughs as a screenshot of the site is shown.)

Jeremy:
I like Top Queer more!

Richard:
Yeah. We'll set up a rival one.

Jeremy:
The best thing about it, okay? 'Cause I went in and checked this one out, and...

Richard:
Did you?

Jeremy:
Yeah. The editor is called Rich. (Pauses then looks at Richard...)

Richard:
Oh come on! It's not-

Jeremy:
No, he's put a CV of himself in and he says he lives in the Cotswolds...

Richard:
Well yeah I do-

Jeremy:
He's got a 4x4.

Richard:
Yes I have, but I'm not moonlighting as the editor of a gay website OK?

Jeremy:
He's got a dog!

Richard:
Yes look...I've got a...but it's not me!

Jeremy:
He's had his teeth whitened.

Richard:
I haven't had... I have not had my teeth whitened!

Jeremy:
What they just become white?

Richard:
In the same way that yours have gone green!

[Jeremy laughs]

Richard:
It just happens to your teeth!

Jeremy:
Anyway listen. If you are a homosexual and you want to know about... cars, write to "Richard Hammond, Suspiciously Neat House...

[Richard laughs]

Jeremy:
...Dog Lane, The Cotswolds!"

Richard:
Thank you!