Top Gear, Series 7

[Richard and James observe as Jeremy yet again stops to refuel his notoriously thirsty car at a service station in southern France]

Richard:
How can he need more?

James:
Have you noticed how his right bicep is now slightly bigger than his left one?

[Richard laughs]

James:
...have you also noticed that when he fills his car up, he stands like a teapot?

[Richard laughs harder and the camera reveals this to be true - Jeremy has his unoccupied hand on his hip, and his legs crossed]

[Jeremy wanders over]

Jeremy:
James, I've run out of money.

James:
Have you... what an interesting predicament.

Jeremy:
[quietly] Please can I borrow some money.

Richard:
I'm not- we're not bailing you out!

James:
You want me to pay for your petrol?

Jeremy:
Yes!

James:
Right, the nation is observing...

Jeremy:
[wandering off] I haven't got any money...

James:
...while I fund your ridiculous petrol habit.