Top Gear, Series 9

[To Simon Pegg in the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car interview]

Jeremy:
Now, can I just move on, 'cause films, you're a bit of a buff I gather.

Simon:
I am a bit.

Jeremy:
Star Wars, in particular.

Simon:
Yeah absolutely.

Jeremy:
Did you not once write a three-and-a-half thousand word essay on why you thought C3PO was gay?

[Simon giving his explanations]

Simon:
And you could argue that C3PO is a kind of emasculated homosexual. Because he's very camp, but he was safe because he didn't have a willy.

Jeremy:
Homosexual men have willies.

Simon:
He's sexually non-threatening.

Jeremy:
Graham Norton's got a willy.

Simon:
How do you know?

[Jeremy is now at a loss of words, at which point the audience laughs]