Top Gear, Series 9

[the trio debate Clarkson's haircut]

James:
I had mine cut last week and you said having a hair cut on the studio day was "gay".

Jeremy:
I said you should spend more than four pounds on a hair cut James, that's what I actually said.

James:
So why didn't you?

Jeremy:
SHUT UP!

Jeremy:
So, this Maserati. What’s it got under the bonnet?

James:
Well, there is a 4.2 V8…

Jeremy:
Same as the old one?

May:
Yep. 405 HP, automatic gearbox. It’s gonna be £73.000…

Jeremy:
I think it looks absolutely stunning. And if you are thinking of buying something like Aston DB9, now that’s the alternative.