Top Gear, Series 9

James:
Now, you know that new law about kids under four foot five, they have to use booster seats in the car?

Jeremy:
[pointing at Richard] He does.

Richard:
Yes, all right. I just knew...

James:
All right. People under four foot five have to use a booster seat in the car. Well, in North Yorkshire, the police say they cannot enforce that law, and d'you know why? They do not have the - [breaks up giggling] They do not have the legal - [breaks up giggling again]

Jeremy:
I can't wait for this now. The legal... ?

James:
Because they do not have - the legal right - to me-measure children!

Richard:
Just measure them?

James:
So if you see a policeman measuring your children, you think, "Quick, call the - oh."

Richard:
So they'll have to do what they usually do, then, and just put up some new sort of camera by the road, to monitor children in cars and make sure they -

Jeremy:
No, no, no, you can't video children. You ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out of the boot.

Richard:
Well, go to your own kids' sports day, maybe they'll let you do it.