Top Gear, Series 15

[while Jeremy is supposed to be getting an ice cream for James and Richard...]

Richard:
[narrating] While Jeremy was gone, I'm afraid we hatched a plan.[speaking to James] You see where it drops away to the edge of the cliff?

James:
Yeah.

Richard:
If we pushed his car there, just park it on the edge. He won't be able to go forwards obviously...

James:
I know what you're thinking.

Richard:
...He'd never back it up.

James:
That's brilliant!

Richard:
Go on stick it down there, 'cause he'll see it from the bottom, he'll see the tower on the edge. [laughs]

James:
He's taken the [keys].

Richard:
Well push it, push it, push it!

[they start to push Jeremy's block of flats to the edge]

[cut to Jeremy who is licking an ice-cream on the pier, with the three cars on a cliff in the far background]

Jeremy:
That's good. [takes another lick] That's very good.

[cut back to James and Richard]

James:
The handbrake's off.

Richard:
Just get it, just get it right to the edge...

James:
Yeah yeah.

Richard:
I reckon if we...

James:
Oh hang on...

Richard:
That's not...

James:
Oh f***..!

[cut to Jeremy]

Jeremy:
In weather like this, amongst scenery like that, holidaying in England...[takes a lick of the ice-cream]...even in a motor-home does make sense. [to the cameraman] Is that alright?

[as he's saying this his block of flats tumbles over the cliff, disintegrating into rubble in the process]

Jeremy:
[seeing the crew look behind him] What?[turns to look, sees the wreckage of his car lying on the beach, and turns back] What's that?