Top Gear, Series 16

John Manlove:
[talking about the results of Richard's car] Again, the steering wheel had what turned out to be saliva staining on it. And lastly, we have pubic hairs, [James snorts] and, uh, faeces present.

James:
[laughs]

Jeremy:
I'm sorry, did you just say the word "faeces"?

John Manlove:
What certainly appeared to be faecal matter, yeah.

James:
That's poo, isn't it?

Jeremy:
That's poo. It's...

James:
[to Richard] Your car's got poo in it.

Richard:
Is that... normal?

Jeremy:
It's like driving around in a Morroccan prison, in the front of his car? [voiceover] After the forensic test, my colleagues were very distressed.

[James is wearing surgical gloves and a mouth mask in his car, Richard is wearing a hazmat suit in his]

Richard:
Oh, God!