Top Gear

Jeremy:
Richard Hammond has been given Matty McNair, who is one of the world's leading Arctic experts. Me? I've been given... him.

[Jeremy points and he pulls up to James May]

James:
Can I make it absolutely clear, here, now, that I'm only here because the producers said I had to be. I don't like snow, I hate being cold, I hate outdoor pursuits, I hate the idea that I've got to "push my body to find the limit," I can't stand this stupid clothing that makes this rustling noise when you move all the time, and I hate the zips, and the toggles, and all the pockets, and that and I hate your stupid truck.

Jeremy:
[shushing James] Listen. If we make it, look at it this way: you will be the first person ever to go to the North Pole who didn't want to be there.