Top Gear

Jeremy:
[To the car dealer] How much murdering goes on here?

Car Dealer:
A lot. If you go one mile away from here- if you go to any street-

Jeremy:
I'll be murdered.

Car Dealer:
Yeah. Everybody up here, they got guns. Including me. Wanna see? [Pulls out a gun]

Jeremy:
He's not joking!

Car Dealer:
It's real- here- [takes out the magazine, hands the gun to Jeremy]

Jeremy:
[takes the gun] Now, you see, I wasn't ready for that.

Car Dealer:
Welcome to United States.

[cut to Jeremy walking out of a door, carrying a rifle]

Jeremy:
[to camera] This is his other gun. [To the dealer] That's not a shotgun Robert, that's a rifle.

Car Dealer (Robert, I guess.):
Yeah, that's a rifle. The Shotgun is... somewhere else. I don't know.

Jeremy:
You need this if you're going to be a car salesman?

Robert:
The guy right here, If you go two blocks down here, he got shot 5 times.

Jeremy:
Why, by someone buying a car?

Robert:
He killed the guy.

Jeremy:
HE killed the guy?

Robert:
He killed the guy.

Jeremy:
So why have you got telescopic sights on here?

Robert:
Because if they go far away you just shoot them. You saw the movie, John Wayne? The guy is runnning all the way, like 500 feet, and phyw! You shoot him right there.

[cut to Richard answering his phone]

Jeremy:
Hammond.

Richard:
Yes, Jeremy, How're you doing?

Jeremy:
Just been told by my new best friend- Robert, the Persian- if you go beyond 79th street you will definitely be murdered.

Richard:
[looks panicked] What?

Jeremy:
Good bye. [hangs up]

[cut to Jeremy] Jeremy:
Hammond is wearing cowboy boots. They're gonna shoot him, aren't they?

[cut to Richard, confused]:
Is it south or north of 79th street? I can't go.

[cut to Richard walking along a street] (voiceover) Richard:
I decided the best plan was to stay on 79th street itself.