Top Gear

[Jeremy describing his bike without any of the enthusiasm the other presenters have shown]

Jeremy:
I've bought this, which is um... a motorcycle.

James:
Well technically, this is a scooter. [picks it up into the upright position]

Jeremy:
If you let go now it will just fall over.

James:
No, it's got a thing called a stand!

Richard:
You really don't know anything about bikes do you? I mean, really...

Jeremy:
Nothing.

Richard:
Tell you what I will say, it's actually very pretty. But it's going to be useless because whatever the challenge is, tiny wheels and looking good-that's not going to help.

Jeremy:
Why are tiny wheels wrong?

James:
Because the holes are big and the little wheels go further in.

Jeremy:
What holes?

James:
The holes in the road.

Richard:
So you're going be [wobbly sound] all over the place.

Jeremy:
How many cylinders has it got?

James and Richard:
One.

Jeremy:
One?

James:
It's a two stroke.