Top Gear

[Reading the main challenge]

James:
You'll now attempt to achieve in eight days what the Americans failed to achieve in ten years: get from the south of Vietnam to the north. You will ride from [laughs] here in Saigon to Ha Long City, near the Chinese border, which is one thousand miles away.

[Jeremy looks daunted]

James:
That is excellent!

Richard:
Wow!

James:
That is the best challenge we've ever had!

Richard:
That's fa- I'm going. I'm getting-Get his bike started. [runs back to his bike]

James:
Honestly, that is fantastic. [leaves too]

Jeremy:
I just- I can't do that. I can't do- Guys, I can't do that! I can't ride a bike. I'm sorry, this is stupid. [points to crew behind the camera] And I'm not joking, it is- I don't know who came up with this, but it's daft.

Richard:
I think it's brilliant! I'm more excited than anything we've ever done.

James:
I can't believe you're being a misery-guts.

Jeremy:
Because it's a thousand miles in the rainy season...!

Richard:
I know, that's the best thing about it!

Jeremy:
...a thousand miles, in the rainy season, in a country with not very good roads, and I can't ride a bike!