Top Gear

Jeremy:
[finding up a spider next to Hammond's Suzuki] Hammond, look at this!

Richard:
[exasperated] Oh, great.

James:
What is it?

Jeremy:
It's tarantula.

Richard:
Tread on it.

Jeremy:
Do you want it?

Richard:
No, I don't! [as Jeremy picks it up and holds it in front of him] I expressly and absolute- it's- why me?!

[Jeremy chases Richard around the Suzuki and behind the Land Rover, where Richard has picked up a shovel]

Richard:
I'm done playing with the spiders now! I'm going to go over here, now! I'm going all the way over here! Oh, don't. Please-ah, don't-no-aaagh! I won't go for the spider! I'll go for your BLEEP head with the spade! That's what will happen!

Jeremy:
[unfazed] Come on, Hammond. Look at his little face.

Richard:
No! No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

Jeremy:
Give me... one million of your pounds!

Richard:
Yes! Yes! Yes, yes! You saw that! It's been witnessed! A million pounds for you.